Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
Sorry, I don’t usually reblog porn but goddamn.
I think making a few of these will be a winter project of mine.
I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so
"Shake Hands With Satan"
Well, I guess I have a new euphemism for it.
(Source: unbuildwalls, via melaniehershberger)